Winter Hill Turkey tries to open bank account

On October 5, 2016, in Latest News, by The Somerville Times

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By Donald Norton

This week, our friend the Winter Hill Turkey waltzed down to our local friendly Century Bank branch here on Mystic and Fellsway. Apparently he wanted to open an account in the bank, but Lisa told him he needed two forms of ID. The fowl was apparently irate that Lisa had to ask security to keep him out of the bank and not make a fuss. Perhaps he’ll get those two forms of ID and will return. We’re sure Lisa or Jeannie will know how to handle it. They are both excellent bankers.

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~Photos by Claudia Ferro

— Photos by Claudia Ferro

 

1 Response » to “Winter Hill Turkey tries to open bank account”

  1. Jim says:

    This turkey is completely out of control. He’s worse than the worst pedestrians who just blithely waltz into traffic just presuming that cars will stop. Here’s hoping this turkey learns some humility before becoming just another messy road kill